Why I should not cut my hair

Hi, I am a girl.
I believe girls should have long hair that reaches their tits at any one point of their life.

It gives us the reason to push our hair one side and feel the breeze on the other side.

I can do one side fishtail or braids when I have long hair.

This is my version of Fraids.

I can tie my hair up like a cheerleader and still feel that my hair is long.

What I will miss the most if I cut my hair; putting them into a bun.

Last but not least, I am unable to do this:

HAPPY (POST) HALLOWEEN!

I have a problem

People who do not contribute yet say things like: "Like that also I can do. Just anyhow hamtam only", ticks me off. I'm not afraid to say that I got things started. I am not the best employee neither am I the most hardworking. However, my brain works just as fine (to know that I had the effort put in).

So do away with that smirk of yours and start telling me something that I already dont know that will help us complete this task!

photoshop fail 4

I seem to get tons of hits whenever I do an entry on Photoshop fails! Here's the 4th edition.

Im bribing you to vote for me for an upcoming blog awards. Hence, stay tune for more photoshop fails, personal life, ads, did i mention photoshop fails already?

(Images from 9gag.com this time.)

Currently: Writing random things on a piece of recycled paper, squashing it and throwing it to the guy sitting next to me.

On a brighter note, its friday. Means I no need work. Means I can catch up on my tv shows!

And someone won 80K from Macds. Damn. He got his rebate.

Harajuku - young and carefree

(^.^) Paid Adv

One thing Life has thought me is that everyone comes from different background. Different walks of Life. Some good, some bad. It is not advisable to judge a book by its cover however, it is inevitable to do so.

Like the name of this space (Super Sticky Labels); labels that society had given us and we are unable to shake it off. Everyone judge. By your skin, how much money you make, your clothes. Yes, your clothes.

Each and everyone of us has our own unique style and presence which, we like to portray ourselves to be. Its kinda like living in a imaginary world. For example, I love Gossip Girl. I loved to be a Blair Waldorf. Season 1's B is leggings and hairbands. Despite Singapore's weather, I sometimes escape into B's world by dressing up like her, pretending that I live in the Upper East Side.

Serena and Blair

Of course, I got the looks. Just because I am not dressed like everyone else. I am not shy to say this but I own two pairs of boots and wear them out when its raining or when its cold outside.

I have the grey one for this design.

I have this exact pair which brings me countless of confused stares whenever I wear them out.

You might also wonder I speak soo much about judgements, do I ever give judgements out? In all honesty, I do. I hated J-pop and K-pop (then, later I spotted myself jumping to Beast and 4 minute concert last year. Yes, I am a convert.)

Thanks to the lovely people of Nuffnang, I saw a different side of Japan Street Style. I used to think that they are cosplaying all the mothertoading time and it disgust me so much. Seriously, why do you have to put so much makeup, so much clothes on and the hair! Omg the hair!

Too much clips and piercings.

Too much hair dye. Too much on the contact lenses.

I really dont know how to comment on this.

Because I am still new to this concept, I cannot, for the life of me, differentiate between the Japan styles available out there. So please forgive me if I am wrong! But here are some styles that caught my eye!

Shows that girls on the other side of the scale can also be fashionable!

I love how colour clash this outfit is!

Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland. Mad hatter and Queen of Hearts.

I really could see myself walking in town with this look!

Simple yet also street style. Not too much. Not too little.

My Harajuku style is on the hippie and simple side.

Again, the lovely people of Nuffnang, invited some of us to attend the Harajuku Street Style Launch Party!

Fashion show gonna start soon! Look at the number of media!

I am convinced that Harajuku look good on every race.

Cute outfits! (Special guest appearance!)

Host was Utt!

Bloggers who were on stage: Qiu Qiu, TypicalBen, Xiaxue, Cheesie.

Clothes that were on sale, display!

Spot HP shopping for clothes!

Harajuku featured brands such as Urban Research, DAMMY, Crystal Ball, Mystic, Rosebullet, etc can be found at Tangs Orchard Level 4!

I shall now leave you with Team Rocket ! It might be my Halloween costume.

Hey, if you are reading this, I miss you. I wish you didnt have to leave or at least tell us goodbye in person. Its been a year of your sudden departure. I hope you had as many hangovers w Him as I have over there. Dont you dare make friends with Him then when I join you, you never intro.

Anyway, HIMYM season 7 and BBT season 5 is out. Go dl it if you could.

Hermit

I havent been reading any blogs lately and I wonder who still come to this space. I kinda like talking to strangers so if you are here, HI!

Today, I decided to be random and tell you that I didnt head to the interview I was talking about 2 entries back.

"why not?"

Well, because I honestly felt that I wasnt ready. Wasnt good. Wasnt what they were looking for. Maybe in a year, I will tell myself to go for it again.

"then, meanwhile what are you going to do?"

It depends. I could just lay at home full time, learn American Sign Language (ASL) or buck up and find a job with full on passion.

"so the verdict is..?"

I am going to stay at home for the time being, learn ASL and go for the interview arranged for me on friday.

"what interview this time?"

Hopefully something to do with my diploma. Its to work at Ministry of Manpower. A bit of admin but if I am not wrong, I will put my diploma to some use.

"good luck"

Thanks.

#thisishowaconversationbetweenbloggerandmewillgoabout.

Btw, I caught Real Steel last wednesday and it was sooooooooo goooooooodddddd, I tahan-ed my pee. ROBOTS WERE JUST EVERYWHERE. MY EYES GOT WET, MOANED, AND CAME.

Robots and the likes

"A robot is a mechanical intelligent agent which can perform tasks on its own, or with guidance."

Everyone who knows me know that I love robots. I cannot live knowing that robots will not exist one day. Standing on my book shelf are four robots that can walk when winded up and one battery operated robot that twist, turn, open its chest and make gun like sounds.

Each robot is not cheap but it was given to me by my loved ones. Because they know its the perfect gift to give me. And Rashmi, being a doll she is, hands me at least 4 robot shirts whenever she goes back to Bangkok to visit her family.

You can say, I have quite a collection for a girl.

I really hope that before I die, I am able to see robots crossing the road with an old lady in hand. I believe the good in robots. That they are here to help us not to harm us. Yes, that means I dont like the movie: I am Legend. It puts robots in bad shape. Robocop is good. Good cop, good robot.

Robots must also be able to do pedi and medi for the people. They will be more precise in handling my cuticles as their eyes can zoom that no humans can. Their nail art should be better as they are computerized to not make mistakes!

I can think of many things robots can help enhance our lives but it takes a really smart man/woman to build a robot that is able to cater to human's needs. As much as robots will be good in our lives, it will take away jobs and without job, we wont be able to purchase a robot.

If only life is like The Jetsons.

"Catch Real Steel in cinemas this 6 October 2011 and like the Official Real Steel Singapore Facebook Page!”

Dummy guide to

I have an interview on the 1st Oct. I am scared. Scared that I am not pretty enough, not skinny enough and not what they are looking for. This is the most bimbotic (in my view) interview ever and I am not about to use my intelligence to screw this up. It may or may not be a career boomz for me but definitely something I had consider doing.

As though Google is God, I actually googled on their interview tips. Not helpful but at least I am hopeful.

746 Days Later

Koh and I turned 746days old today. At the stroke of 12, he texted me 'I love you 4eva' to which I replied: 4eva is a long time. You sure?

These are the photos we took recently. Out of random and we were actually running late.

During the last (my) family gathering we attend, my auntie was commenting on how we looked like we are an old married couple and the way we conduct ourselves as thou we are an old married couple. I have to stress that the feedback on our r/s is that WE ARE OLD AND MARRIED.

Even Jam, whom I met 2 days ago for dinner, took one look at me and said:" You looked married."

It scares me to think that Koh and I sound old. Like 2 years-ish only and if we grow old now, there might come to a point where we grew too fast, too early and then, there is no space to grow together anymore. OKay, I dont know what am I rambling about but I am scared. Scared that we won't grow ugly, wrinkly and old old together. I want to be the old lady who says "Baby, can you please iron your shirt" to him when he walks around (top) half naked!

So I went on a rummage. I searched his emails and facebook messages for girls' messages to him. Emails and messages dated 2008.. oh what the heck, it will come in handy. After gathering a couple of girls name, I called him and asked a whole lot of nonsensical questions about them. I felt good about this mission of mine.

Jealousy has never been in neither Koh's nor my dictionary. Therefore to fake jealousy was a huge feat for me. It made me feel young and 17 again! 'Cause you know when you are of a certain age, you just settle already so there is no other "parties" (expect the ones at Butter and Zouk) hence I created trouble just so that I can feel different.

Koh's only response? " i love u and i only see and talk to you leh"

I havent never seen anyone like yourself. Oh my ma, how bipolar. Is being bipolar really the new indie right now? I dont know how to let you know that you are insane beyond insane.

Things I dont get, I ask. Sometimes, you bring me round in circles because your command of English is oh-my-ma-kill-me-now. Everything you say puzzle the fuck out of me and you even dare to correct my English?

Never mind all that. This boy allowed me to rant to him and I am better now.

Like a plastic bag

Often enough, I feel the need to blog but there is always a lack of descriptive words running in my head. I tend to give up, trying hence making this space a rant space.

It was supposed to document my every day life or rather, for the lack of better words, my more exciting days. Today, does not happen to be one of those days but I dont want to lose any readers so HELLO GOOD MORNING!

Im back with Koh because we are not good at being friends at all. Just like Marshall and Lily. Its not that we fight more often but there is still butterflies in my stomach despite having disputes and being together for so long.

Almost like as though we were still 20, holding hands for the first time.

I may stray very often but as long as I know Koh is there, I know I am home.

Bored at work. Kbye.

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How people work

I dont get how this person, lets call it "A", can preach to anyone about virginity, loving thyself, etc etc when in the end, A is 10 fold worse than me. Its not like A was like that and A came from a place where A is obliged to lead me to the right path. Its like having Jesus slipping tea with me, constantly reminding me of how He died for my sins and here I am, doing sins.

That didnt make any sense but you get my 411.

In anyone's life, there is definitely one such annoying person. This is the mean reason why I cannot stand people of my own religion. Always trying to convert people, always speaking so highly of themselves.

Back to A. So A was one of the annoying people telling me I should love myself more, not have sex, lessen on clubbing. A detested clubbing or anything nightlife related especially smoking.

Despite the fact that A is not on my fb, I managed to stalk A. Oh the woes of social networking. As per Jolene, one day, breakups are silent. There will be no Buts, no Whys. Just a change of relationship status on fb and it means its over.

Little background story is, I found out that A lost virginity even before I do yet can still open eye big big stare at my face and say I stupid. I didnt love Christ, I sin.

Well, a few years down the road, thru fb, I also figure out that A turned gay, started smoking and A photos consist of the nightlife. Ironic and contracting, much? How much Christ does A really have in A? How does one determine how much Christ one has? How do you sin but feel like you didnt sin and still can go around preaching to me?

Life is funny, afterall.

9th July

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Hey guys, remember I was talking about Elson Soh a few days back? Well, I just found out that he has a concert coming up on the 9^th of July and it’s going to be held at the MAX Pavilion. Like really? I thought only the best of the best get to perform in there. He must command some kind of media control.

So I googled Elson Soh The Final Showcase Concert and I wound up at the Royal International Website. Went to ticketbooth.com to check it out and found out that PAssion cardholders get a 30% discount off tickets! It’s not a bad deal actually come to think of it. And the concert is on a Saturday! I can get my significant other to go for dinner with me and then watch the concert together.

The Royal Artistes seem to be quite a hit too. Tried searching for them on Youtube and found their video at some Charity concert. They don’t sound too bad actually. I mean, everyone can go for that concert!! It branches out to the Malays, the English speaking and the Mandarin speaking too!

I was just flipping through Teenage Magazine and I found an exclusive story of Elson Soh. He is EVERYWHERE!! Everywhere I turn, I will see that guy in a blue jacket with a cool beckoning gesture complete with the words THE FINAL SHOWCASE 2011.

What is it that the English speaking counterparts in our country have against local talent anyway? I’d say we go support this young wannabe and see what he’s made of. =)

E is for

Hey, have you heard
that a new local artiste is in town?! His name is Elson Soh (click on link to his blog!) and honestly I
think that his songs are not too bad for a Singaporean. Apparently he sings in
3 of the nation’s languages, English, Mandarin and Bahasa Melayu. It is
amazing! I doubt any artiste has done that before. He is pretty talented
considering that he knows how to play the piano, the cello and the drums!! I
honestly never really supported local music until I heard his compositions and
found that it was rather easy-listening, making me want to listen to it over
and over again.

I dont know about you but I never like chinese songs or chinese singers (just because I rarely know they exist). However, Elson sound like Jay Chou to me to a certain extent.

True enough, he isn’t
exactly Wang Lee Hom or JJ Lin material but still it seems like he is set to be
the next big thing here in Singapore! One thing about local talent is that it
does not allow newcomers to come in easily and those who have shot to stardom,
like Stefanie Sun, JJ Lin and Tanya Chua seem to have lesser exposure after
bursting out into the local music scene like a firework.

Hmm, one thing about
Elson is that he has this rather cute image which does reach out to a lot of
people. It’s like different phases in life. As he grows older, the images seem
darker.

Can you imagine all
the sponsorships he’s been getting? And what’s with him being an ambassador of
all those brands?! It’s so cool! House of Mini too!! Now I’m hungry. Wonder if
there are discounts if I mention his name; and I heard that they are selling
the CDs at a major discount too. Hehehe.

Maybe these boy talk is all because I am newly single. Weirdly, I never really take a second glance at a chinese dude before.. unless he mixed blood or already my friend since longgg time ago. Im off to put his songs on repeat. You can take a listen to them at his blog. Again, heres the link: http://elsonsoh.blogspot.com.

Dear you |V

There are so many things I want to watch/do but I can't seem to get them done. All because I used to do them with you. You are so much of a part of me/ my life that I can't do shit without you.

I went to Tanjung Pinang with my family recently and it was flooded with memories of me and you. Tanjung Pinang is a very small city. There are only 3 malls and as I only explored a part of the 'outside mall', I could only bring my family back to the places that we had been.

This is typically a "i hate myself for loving you"

Love you like fat kid loves cakes

Miss you but for the first time, I am not going to be the one wearing the pants. I am staging a rebel against love and is of course not happy.

Stop doing a 'Ted Mosby" on me.

You did it once when you took 3 days to text me. Just because Barney told Ted that he should text a girl 3 days after you get her number. Then, you broke up with me on my birthday. Do I look like a 'Natalie'?

This is going to be a tough road but if I were to give in again, you will never learn.

" I INFORMED YOU THUSLY."

Another year

I turn 22 in 7 days. Half a year gone and looking at my resolutions, I dont think I completed any one of it. Time passes so fast but Im not going at the same pace. Life used to be simple now everything seems to be a race against time.

Regrets and reminisce aside, I hope Koh has something up his sleeves as I am not planning my birthday this year. In case he does a bad job which I pretty sure he will, I want a black tie birthday dinner!

Koh has never plan anything for me. First birthday, we not together yet so he dont want celebrate. 2nd year, I planned my own, he did the decorations and complained a whole lot. This year, I hope he bring his A game!

Turning 22 is not a very big deal but I LOVE THE NUMBER '2' so being 22 is gonna be huge for me!

Charlie asked me what I want for my birthday. First person to ask me, really. I told him its something that he cannot afford. Ive been telling Koh for a year already and Koh said the same thing so I not gonna put my hopes high but damnit, I WANT A FUCKING IPAD!

Then, Charlie say he will get me 'Whisper' brand and draw a 'i' on it -.-'

Koh has gotten me a 'Celine' wallet. Celine for a Celine, get it? And Im hinting him on the 200$ diamond I saw the other day just because I want some securities from him. Cant believe myself however I also pointed to him the DNKY (for Celine Ng Kai Yin [CNKY]) bag that dropped to 200$ for Great Singapore Sale (GSS). Just because the Kate Spade bag I wanted was too expensive for him to afford.

Woes of a non materialist girlfriend. But a girl can dream, right?

Actually, a pillow or bolster will come in handy too in case the ones I have now fail me. I think 22 means I should be more practical and prolly use Sheng Shiong recyclable bag or something similar.

And I need a watch. My current one is nearly into pieces. It is 2 years old already and brought from Mustafa. Lol. Id love a Armani one or FCUK! Will an Agnes B bracelet be too much too? Gah, I feel so atas because I feel like owning one or two expensive shit. Maybe its time to save up. Hmm...

Speaking of which, the bag that Cher got for my 21st is still in very good condition. I took care of it okay and still loving it! Thank you, bestie.

I think this year is going to be a blast with the close friends 'cause there is Code on friday, Poptart on Saturday and MY BIRTHDAY on Sunday. Hope my boss dont work me till I no mood to party my ass off.

Photoshop fails again

Photoshop fails part 3. For other parts, please check side bar and these images do not belong to me.