photoshop fails 9

I havent really been updating that is prolly because I havent been angry or have the urge to blog. However, I do know my stats are going down =[ Here's some perks me up for the monday blues. SSL Presents: Photoshop fails V 9!

Lol. 8-9 years ago...

One stupid woman

I think it's okay to be stupid and admit it than to pretend you don't know how stupid you are. Asking questions shows you want me to respect you and you are giving me respect. But to move my bag away from my table? Bitch, you messing with the wrong person.

First of all, you are not officially part of the center yet. I have all rights to ignore you as a being. I don't have to get along with you or even be nice. You don't have a table but need to use one,, you can jolly well use mine if asked.

Do not. I repeat. Do not motherfucking plant your ass on my chair like both of you belong together.

Secondly, I know the kids are really cute and if possible, I also want to keep them in my pockets however, refrain from trying to keep them by your side. They get to chose which teacher they like. You don't have to bribe them. You are such a fat slob, I'm surprise anyone wants you.

Thirdly, CB KIA THAT ONE MY TABLE AND CHAIR DON'T CB KIA AND PLACE YOUR BAG THERE AND REMOVE MY BAG TO A PLACE WHERE WE STORE JUNK. Please don't move my bag already then ask me if it's okay. NB YOU MOVE ALREADY THEN YOU ASK FOR FUCK? Even if you don't know that's my table, it won't kill you to asked. Besides why will I put my things in a drawer below the table if that table is not mine? Are you stupid?

Photo: CB KIA planted her ass on my chair early in the morning when she came in.

On relationship (sunken) ships

On the topic of relationships ( I sincerely hope Koh does not read this), I wonder if I ever regret being with Koh. I have my fair share of roller coaster riders with different male species. Most of the time, I turn out to be the jerk while they made sandwiches for me.

Recently, I have talking about this one guy I regretted not testing waters with just because he couldnt speak english. He is french. He carries a pocket dictionary (french to english, english to french) whenever he is out with us. But seriously, we had too much house parties to even care if he's speaking in Malay.

Well, long story aside. I hooked up with his friend (who could speak english) instead.

How will things had changed if I had just oversee that language barrier? He is able to speak English now without that dictionary. He was really the most romantic guy I ever met in my life. He was willing to show me that he cared and wanted the best of my interest. He even tompang me on a trishaw before just cause I said I've never been on one. Best 30$ he ever paid, he said.

Where on earth could I have met and found another like him?

Or have you ever have an ex whom you sometimes think about? If it would have worked out if back then, you put yourself out a little, give in a little more?

I know I do. N and I had the most complicated relationship in my entire relationship history. There is no way I am able to fit that in into this entry or any other entries. Sometimes, when we hang out, I still got this fuzzy feeling in my stomach. N and I could have been blissful. We had so much in common. We shared same interest and being with him was anything but boring. However, shit had to happen so lan lan suck thumb is the way to go.

Dont get me wrong. All these happened so long ago. I dont even remember how to get to know boys anymore. I know I got Koh and I am contented enough. I love you, darling boy and that is all that matters.

Currently, Sean Goh is watching me type this and I got no idea why.

There has been obviously a lack of events hence lack of updates.

Okay, not really. I got lazy. But I bet you there will be updates after today.

<3

Family matters

I reckon I am the least family oriented adult in my family. I rather have late nights well spent with a couple of strangers at a nightspot than to stay home to watch tv with the family. In fact, I think I spend more time with Koh's family than my own.

Perhaps, his family was more my kind of family. The generous, polite and quiet kind. The ones who are able to afford to go on a family vacation once a year. The normal family.

My family is pretty much wrecked, in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I love my dad to bits! But, I cant stand anyone else.

I have an autistic brother whom I thought is cool. I never looked down on him. He motivates me to not care about other people's perception and just move on with my own life. In his own way, he learns his stuff and graduated from ITE early this year. I'd be bullshitting you if I say he didnt have any obstacles.

People look at him differently. Even the educated ones. And that, my dear, pisses me off. It makes me feel that I cannot not be judged. That something is wrong with whoever hence my brother. Even my own direct relatives think he is an embarrassment.

My 3rd brother on the other hand is.. well, like me. Other than the fact that he hangs out with guys his age who acts like they are cool and walks like gangsters 'cause I hang out with people who gets me. So sometimes, we are on different levels. But, he will get (to my) there.

The youngest is a bitch. The worst of all of us. I am guessing its because hes the youngest, everyone shielded him from everyone's scoldings that now if we reprimand him, he throws his temper like we all owe him a living. I am sick of it. Of his attitude.

Although there are so many differences, I know they love me alot. They show me how much they care. Jared does all my errands without complaining and calls me whenever I am home late or not at home at all. Alvin wakes me up every morning for work and before he sleeps, he asks me what time I start work so he wont wake me up too early. Nigel shares his snacks with me and comes to my room every other night just to see me.

I, on the other hand, am a bad sister. Maybe I am also one of those people who remembers the bad and forget the good.

Typical vday post

Bf surprised me w a flower and a box of pizza hut drumlets (cuz I was craving) at my door. He told me he couldn't book out!

Plus, my early vday present : another rock!

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