Love you like fat kid loves cakes

Miss you but for the first time, I am not going to be the one wearing the pants. I am staging a rebel against love and is of course not happy.

Stop doing a 'Ted Mosby" on me.

You did it once when you took 3 days to text me. Just because Barney told Ted that he should text a girl 3 days after you get her number. Then, you broke up with me on my birthday. Do I look like a 'Natalie'?

This is going to be a tough road but if I were to give in again, you will never learn.