Photoshop fails v.10

As promised! I present to you photoshop fails the 10th edition! Wow, 10th. I never knew there are so much photoshop fail out there. Photo shop. Like shopping for a photo.

I have been away for the very long time, I apologise. To make it up, new photoshop fails entry will be up by the end of today. Also, I unprivated my twitter so you can see what the hell I am up to. Mostly, not much.

I will, however, be out of town and travelling quite crazily this few weekends. I'd be flying off tomorrow. So dont miss me cause I have internet connection over there. I'd still be able to update as and when!

Hugs and misses.

If you dont know, dont talk cock.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"

Just so you know, I am the kind of person who will be there for you whenever you need it, whatever you need me for. I believe in Karma and I reckon good things will come my way too if I do good. Often, I was blaming on society for the lack of friends who do not take me/my good doings for granted. Obviously, my feelings were cheated of.

I dont complain. I always thought my kind gestures will be remembered for. I had a friend who stopped talking me to after I sheltered her when her landlords were being shitty. I also sheltered another friend whose friends boycotted her. I am no longer friends with them. The latter went on to bitch about me to other friends (who I was also there for when another clique was bitching about her) who stopped talking to me as well.

Seriously, is word of the mouth so much stronger than the things I had done for them? Yes, I might be unkind/insensitive with my words/language however, I want to think that my loyalty covers for my lack thereof counterparts.

Perhaps those are people that will never make it somewhere. Where can you head to if all you do is listen and believe without knowing the while gist?

I also have people in my life currently whom I know they can't stand me and I, too, can't stand them. Maybe, we each have something indebt to each other hence we cant break off all friendship ties. I seldom live in denial and I am very used to hiding what I know. I am just waiting for Karma to bite you back in the ass.

Honestly, I do not know where is this entry heading to because I am no longer angry and at the same time, I am no longer at your service. But be sure that if I ever see you fall, I'd be there for a laugh. 'Cause I have what you no longer have.

If heaven exists,what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"good job at life. now, try again."

Ask me anything and this is not a comment box.

Is this real, Or is this fantasy

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I always joke about Life and also daydream about how wonderful it is for me to be able to study till I die. Sometimes, I think I don't mean what I said. Honest to the guy above, do I really want to be a collector of all qualifications, master to none and obviously having no time of my Life?

As a educator (yes I teach, back off.), I often find the need to hurl at them kids and then "go vomit blood". Of course, I don't ever do that although in their hearts, I am the most terrifying teacher in the school. I need a break every now and then from them. Don't get me wrong, I love my kids to bits but come the fuck on, I cannot face their cutesy face everyday! I will dieeeeee.

See, play w my photo-booth while I was marking papers.

Luckily for me, I have a blog as my escape. SSL bought me to events, to meet new people (who don't need any hurling at) and needless to say, a bit of income. And plus the uprising deal websites, GETAWAY HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EASY PEASY! Seriously, everything is just a click away and all you need to do is pay up, get your ass out and have fun!

I went on yet another yacht trip! This time, when night falls! (p/s: The last time was for Koh's 21st. It was Yap's uncle's yacht. So we only had to pay a small sum to cover diesel and the crew. It was 11am when we set off. I was sleepy, just finished a paper and baked the entire night before. I didnt think I had cup-full fun.)

On our way to see what we are in for .

A must for every blogger event.

The amount of cameras we have on board!
All megusta.jpg face on. Listening to Leanna of MoxDeals speak about how this yacht trip made possible!

I feel very Better Boop that day. I need to have small face. Charlene has serious poker face on. LOL .

Eva was there too and I am glad, I made friends with this bunch. Stefan (the one on the floor) was like " Can you see me?" when it turned dark.

Forgot to intro the yacht to you. Her name is "Xiao Ling". Sponsor by GRAND CRUISE.

And our captain, Cik Teddy.

Basically, we nua around while Cik Teddy bought us to different islands such as Kusu Island, St John's Island. I barely took any photos cause like I said, I been on a yacht before. I knew what to expect already so I just went to enjoy myself.

The center one is chio one but Charlene wants to take credit too.

IDK where Stefan went in this picture. Prolly because it became dark and we really cannot see him.

Test shot of group shot of us drinking shots. I had like 3 in my hand. One courtesy of Emily, the other Samantha (who also went to KL for #napbas).

A real shot of a group shot of us drinking shots.

19 girls and one stripper.

Maximised chio bu-s ness here.
THANK YOU MOXDEALS!

FIERCELY REAL LADIES.

I just had to like take the photographer away from his camera and join us for a photo. We are the bunch of lucky ladies. Or maybe he is the stripper too.

Night View of Sentosa in another angle.

I hate fireworks. This time I was in cabin, belting "Check Upon It".

Wonder how you can also get a trip like this? Don't say I don't/never share. INTRODUCINGGGG THE AMAZZEBALLS MOXDEALS!

Now, a little about the company. [You know, Singaporeans, all very kiasi (scared to die) and kiasu (scared to lose) one. Must make sure its trustable, won't kena cheat and value for money. So I think its protocol to just talk about how amazeballs MoxDeals is.]

MoxDeals Singapore is the new e-Commerce division of Aglow Alicom Pte. Ltd, a member of the Mox Telecom Group Germany [Mai siao siao, Germany leh]. Although they are a new and booming daily deal business in the Singapore market, I daresay they are built to last.

"While the MoxDeals Singapore name may be a new player in the daily deals industry, Mox Telecom AG in Germany, as the parent company of Mox Group is one of the leading provider of international telecoms services focused on developing needs-based telecommunication products to facilitate low-cost, high-quality, international telephony.

The company, founded in 1998, specialized early on in the development and sale of pre-paid telecommunication services. Since 2006 Mox Telecom AG is listed on Frankfurt Stock Exchange, Germany. Besides most European countries, Mox, currently in its 15th year, operates successfully in the USA, Canada, South Africa, Middle East and Southeast Asia."

So now you ask, how is this MoxDeals different from other deal businesses? Aren't they all just out to make money? Let's just say I got first hand experience on the deals they offered on their site hence you no choice but to listen to me.

Well, to begin with, I shall tell you how their deals work.

1) The Standard Deal

Looks very normal right? Yes, you are right. This is how normally the deals work on other deal websites. Its like no questions asked, "What you see is what you get. Now pay up." kinda thing.

Like say, you want to have a photoshoot with your friends and Moxdeal (soon to) happen to have a deal on that.

All you need to do is to purchase the deal by paying it upfront on the site! How hard can that be? If my ahma still alive, I think she also will be able to start purchasing from MoxDeals as everything is just a click away.

2) Pay to Merchant

Now here's one of the differences. Like what it says, you take on a deal which allows you to pay a small amount and you cough out the rest only when its convenient and when you decide to redeem it.

For example, (an upcoming deal they are about to have) you want to get this teeth whitening deal. It cost you maybe about xxx$ (anyhow bomb 3 digits as I reckon this is a reasonable amount to pay for BUT I do want/need a sponsorship! Best if can do braces too. #askingtoomuch) on the site. Its not the end of the month, you dont have 500$ with you now to spare. Never mind that! Pay a small amount upfront on the site and when you have the rest of the moolah, head down to Tooth Angels & Co Dental Surgeons Pte Ltd to redeem it and pay the remaining sum!

3) Flat Discount

Discount! I love the sound of it already. I am very xin-jia-po-ren I love discounts, sales and cheap thrills. Basically, you are purchasing a deal that is wayyyy cheaper than it is being retailed at and of couse, be happy about it! You save money!

Paintball is also a form of cheap thrill. Make sure you invite some idiots in life that you cannot stand but cannot be a bitch to at the same time. Then, you have a perfect excuse to aim that person. And you know its not exactly very cheap to do paintball in SG. Visit MoxDeals for this amazing offer!

I have to more or less covered the sponsors of the bloggers' trip on a yacht so bare with me. There are just simply too many and too good to miss out on. Sometimes, I wish Koh could blog too so we can attend events together and share perks together too! But, he thinks its too niang to do something like that. Seriously, like he very macho only #wtf

Koh and I love to sing K. It started when we were singing with his parents at Republic Singapore Yacht Club (where he cheated me of my feelings. First date bring me there. Like #wahrichonlygotclubmembership.) I ,for one, did not have the confidence to belt any notes in front of people and we knew too little songs. So one day, we decided to head to sing K and practice. We got hooked.

Hence, needless to say, we hope to have a machine at home to allow us to sing our hearts out whenever we feel like it and during house parties that we definitely host once we get our own place. I found 'Magic Sing' but because its from the Philippines, the songs are mostly in Tagalog and real old English songs which Koh is a fan of.

ImpactKTV aims to provide best service and quality workmanship. They not only provide you with the karaoke machine but it also works as a music jukebox. It can play a wide selection of music in the background when you are not singing. House parties can never be boring anymore. So much cheaper then to hire a DJ. ImpactKTV also have additional value-added feature - RECORDING OF YOUR OWN VIA A USB DRIVE IN MP3 FORMAT! Not only you can sing, bitch please, now you can never record it!

What's a house party without this? These shots (in packet of 6) only available on MoxDeals. We each get to bring home one packet. Lovely Emily dont drink so I managed to bribe her into giving me hers. Okay, I bluff. She ownself volunteer to give me! I am just too chio and nice.

So these shots.. B52s, vodka mandarin i had tried but I saw someone, Charlene, carrying something green. I love to think they are melted gummy bears drenched in vodka.

Last but not least, Dynamic Fitness!

Of course you need to keep fit else those beer you gonna have are just gonna add on to your beer belly! Dynamic Fitness specializes in personal training, to guide you to be fitter and healthier! I personally work in a gym before and I had always attend classes for free. Come on, I cant be fat and working in a gym at the same time can I? Kickboxing makes me sweat like a zombie (fucking good workout I swear). Its not just kicking and punching, it can be used as a primary self defence and building up endurance. Now, you know how I take in Koh's bullshit.

I cannot wait for MoxDeals to faster come out with more deals (and please sponsor me something. I promise to be good!). But please visit their website : "CLICK!" every hour so that you will not miss out on any amazeballs deals!

How to use an iPhone to save yourself

This happened at least 19 months ago when Koh was still in BMT. Look at his adorable head!

photoshop fails 9

I havent really been updating that is prolly because I havent been angry or have the urge to blog. However, I do know my stats are going down =[ Here's some perks me up for the monday blues. SSL Presents: Photoshop fails V 9!

Lol. 8-9 years ago...

One stupid woman

I think it's okay to be stupid and admit it than to pretend you don't know how stupid you are. Asking questions shows you want me to respect you and you are giving me respect. But to move my bag away from my table? Bitch, you messing with the wrong person.

First of all, you are not officially part of the center yet. I have all rights to ignore you as a being. I don't have to get along with you or even be nice. You don't have a table but need to use one,, you can jolly well use mine if asked.

Do not. I repeat. Do not motherfucking plant your ass on my chair like both of you belong together.

Secondly, I know the kids are really cute and if possible, I also want to keep them in my pockets however, refrain from trying to keep them by your side. They get to chose which teacher they like. You don't have to bribe them. You are such a fat slob, I'm surprise anyone wants you.

Thirdly, CB KIA THAT ONE MY TABLE AND CHAIR DON'T CB KIA AND PLACE YOUR BAG THERE AND REMOVE MY BAG TO A PLACE WHERE WE STORE JUNK. Please don't move my bag already then ask me if it's okay. NB YOU MOVE ALREADY THEN YOU ASK FOR FUCK? Even if you don't know that's my table, it won't kill you to asked. Besides why will I put my things in a drawer below the table if that table is not mine? Are you stupid?

Photo: CB KIA planted her ass on my chair early in the morning when she came in.

On relationship (sunken) ships

On the topic of relationships ( I sincerely hope Koh does not read this), I wonder if I ever regret being with Koh. I have my fair share of roller coaster riders with different male species. Most of the time, I turn out to be the jerk while they made sandwiches for me.

Recently, I have talking about this one guy I regretted not testing waters with just because he couldnt speak english. He is french. He carries a pocket dictionary (french to english, english to french) whenever he is out with us. But seriously, we had too much house parties to even care if he's speaking in Malay.

Well, long story aside. I hooked up with his friend (who could speak english) instead.

How will things had changed if I had just oversee that language barrier? He is able to speak English now without that dictionary. He was really the most romantic guy I ever met in my life. He was willing to show me that he cared and wanted the best of my interest. He even tompang me on a trishaw before just cause I said I've never been on one. Best 30$ he ever paid, he said.

Where on earth could I have met and found another like him?

Or have you ever have an ex whom you sometimes think about? If it would have worked out if back then, you put yourself out a little, give in a little more?

I know I do. N and I had the most complicated relationship in my entire relationship history. There is no way I am able to fit that in into this entry or any other entries. Sometimes, when we hang out, I still got this fuzzy feeling in my stomach. N and I could have been blissful. We had so much in common. We shared same interest and being with him was anything but boring. However, shit had to happen so lan lan suck thumb is the way to go.

Dont get me wrong. All these happened so long ago. I dont even remember how to get to know boys anymore. I know I got Koh and I am contented enough. I love you, darling boy and that is all that matters.

Currently, Sean Goh is watching me type this and I got no idea why.

There has been obviously a lack of events hence lack of updates.

Okay, not really. I got lazy. But I bet you there will be updates after today.

<3

Family matters

I reckon I am the least family oriented adult in my family. I rather have late nights well spent with a couple of strangers at a nightspot than to stay home to watch tv with the family. In fact, I think I spend more time with Koh's family than my own.

Perhaps, his family was more my kind of family. The generous, polite and quiet kind. The ones who are able to afford to go on a family vacation once a year. The normal family.

My family is pretty much wrecked, in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I love my dad to bits! But, I cant stand anyone else.

I have an autistic brother whom I thought is cool. I never looked down on him. He motivates me to not care about other people's perception and just move on with my own life. In his own way, he learns his stuff and graduated from ITE early this year. I'd be bullshitting you if I say he didnt have any obstacles.

People look at him differently. Even the educated ones. And that, my dear, pisses me off. It makes me feel that I cannot not be judged. That something is wrong with whoever hence my brother. Even my own direct relatives think he is an embarrassment.

My 3rd brother on the other hand is.. well, like me. Other than the fact that he hangs out with guys his age who acts like they are cool and walks like gangsters 'cause I hang out with people who gets me. So sometimes, we are on different levels. But, he will get (to my) there.

The youngest is a bitch. The worst of all of us. I am guessing its because hes the youngest, everyone shielded him from everyone's scoldings that now if we reprimand him, he throws his temper like we all owe him a living. I am sick of it. Of his attitude.

Although there are so many differences, I know they love me alot. They show me how much they care. Jared does all my errands without complaining and calls me whenever I am home late or not at home at all. Alvin wakes me up every morning for work and before he sleeps, he asks me what time I start work so he wont wake me up too early. Nigel shares his snacks with me and comes to my room every other night just to see me.

I, on the other hand, am a bad sister. Maybe I am also one of those people who remembers the bad and forget the good.

Typical vday post

Bf surprised me w a flower and a box of pizza hut drumlets (cuz I was craving) at my door. He told me he couldn't book out!

Plus, my early vday present : another rock!

SpunkPunkFunk Fashion Showcase @ Attica Too

*** RSVP now at http://insurgence.sg/february/ *** DATE: SAT 18 FEB TIME: 9.30PM ONWARDS VENUE: ATTICA TOO Dig out your craziest shirt put on those roller skates, as this month's theme party brings you PSYCHO DISCO with SpunkPunkFunk the sickest fashion label in town. It’s about the crazy stripes, the giant glasses and those Saturday Night Fever bellbottoms. Expect a hot fashion showcase as SpunkPunkFunk introduces their latest line and we boogie the night away with a groovy after-party. Those with the best psychedelic outfits and hottest moves on the dance floor will each receive a voucher courtesy of SpunkPunkFunk. There will be 6 exciting vouchers to be given away that night! Birthday in February? Celebrate with a complimentary bottle of Moët & Chandon Champagne! RSVP by Friday 17 Feb 12PM to reserve your complimentary bottle. RSVP is a must for complimentary bottle. Bottle must be collected by 11.30PM. (photo ID with birth date required)

Model wannabe is me

I received this this morning and this got me all excited but too bad the only thing the man of my dreams said was "you so fat can be model?" (somewhere along this line) when I told him about this.

Issac from issacritz.com confirmed this with me.

Details will be up soon but allow me to wallow in self pity now. Kthxbye.

Social media whore

Follow me on instagram or twitter to see me do #FEBPHOTOADAY !

Troll

Screenshot of our OC when I was in MOM. it was my last day of Koh of course i went abit siao.