My current hair is a mess

If you spot me, I am usually in a bun. My hair is always in a bun. Why?

Every morning, without fail,
I will play tug of war with my hair
till its smoother.
However, the condition of the hair is still very bad.

You cannot see how many hair is stuck to the comb after one brush

Here's what the floor has to offer.

And it gets worse when I shower and condition my hair. I lost count after like 3 minutes of shampoo-ing which I will spare you the sight.

My hair is really fizzly.

I look at it and I dont know what to do.

HELP?

Maybe an iPad in my hands will help me better because hair can grow then snip it off. I am not a fan of long long hair like Rapunzal. Actually if no iPad, hair products, hair care vouchers, whatever. At least some consolation to my hair problems can also. One cannot be too greedy!

So when I am at home or dressed slack, I like to put my hair back.

However, i have this few strands sticking out.

Plus my hair is of different colours =[

It cant seem to 'absorb' the coloring of the dye =[[

And when I remove my hairband,

this happens.

STUCK.

Usually, I look like

Crap.

HELP HELP IPAD?