I havent never seen anyone like yourself. Oh my ma, how bipolar. Is being bipolar really the new indie right now? I dont know how to let you know that you are insane beyond insane.

Things I dont get, I ask. Sometimes, you bring me round in circles because your command of English is oh-my-ma-kill-me-now. Everything you say puzzle the fuck out of me and you even dare to correct my English?

Never mind all that. This boy allowed me to rant to him and I am better now.

Like a plastic bag

Often enough, I feel the need to blog but there is always a lack of descriptive words running in my head. I tend to give up, trying hence making this space a rant space.

It was supposed to document my every day life or rather, for the lack of better words, my more exciting days. Today, does not happen to be one of those days but I dont want to lose any readers so HELLO GOOD MORNING!

Im back with Koh because we are not good at being friends at all. Just like Marshall and Lily. Its not that we fight more often but there is still butterflies in my stomach despite having disputes and being together for so long.

Almost like as though we were still 20, holding hands for the first time.

I may stray very often but as long as I know Koh is there, I know I am home.

Bored at work. Kbye.

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How people work

I dont get how this person, lets call it "A", can preach to anyone about virginity, loving thyself, etc etc when in the end, A is 10 fold worse than me. Its not like A was like that and A came from a place where A is obliged to lead me to the right path. Its like having Jesus slipping tea with me, constantly reminding me of how He died for my sins and here I am, doing sins.

That didnt make any sense but you get my 411.

In anyone's life, there is definitely one such annoying person. This is the mean reason why I cannot stand people of my own religion. Always trying to convert people, always speaking so highly of themselves.

Back to A. So A was one of the annoying people telling me I should love myself more, not have sex, lessen on clubbing. A detested clubbing or anything nightlife related especially smoking.

Despite the fact that A is not on my fb, I managed to stalk A. Oh the woes of social networking. As per Jolene, one day, breakups are silent. There will be no Buts, no Whys. Just a change of relationship status on fb and it means its over.

Little background story is, I found out that A lost virginity even before I do yet can still open eye big big stare at my face and say I stupid. I didnt love Christ, I sin.

Well, a few years down the road, thru fb, I also figure out that A turned gay, started smoking and A photos consist of the nightlife. Ironic and contracting, much? How much Christ does A really have in A? How does one determine how much Christ one has? How do you sin but feel like you didnt sin and still can go around preaching to me?

Life is funny, afterall.

9th July

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Hey guys, remember I was talking about Elson Soh a few days back? Well, I just found out that he has a concert coming up on the 9^th of July and it’s going to be held at the MAX Pavilion. Like really? I thought only the best of the best get to perform in there. He must command some kind of media control.

So I googled Elson Soh The Final Showcase Concert and I wound up at the Royal International Website. Went to ticketbooth.com to check it out and found out that PAssion cardholders get a 30% discount off tickets! It’s not a bad deal actually come to think of it. And the concert is on a Saturday! I can get my significant other to go for dinner with me and then watch the concert together.

The Royal Artistes seem to be quite a hit too. Tried searching for them on Youtube and found their video at some Charity concert. They don’t sound too bad actually. I mean, everyone can go for that concert!! It branches out to the Malays, the English speaking and the Mandarin speaking too!

I was just flipping through Teenage Magazine and I found an exclusive story of Elson Soh. He is EVERYWHERE!! Everywhere I turn, I will see that guy in a blue jacket with a cool beckoning gesture complete with the words THE FINAL SHOWCASE 2011.

What is it that the English speaking counterparts in our country have against local talent anyway? I’d say we go support this young wannabe and see what he’s made of. =)

E is for

Hey, have you heard
that a new local artiste is in town?! His name is Elson Soh (click on link to his blog!) and honestly I
think that his songs are not too bad for a Singaporean. Apparently he sings in
3 of the nation’s languages, English, Mandarin and Bahasa Melayu. It is
amazing! I doubt any artiste has done that before. He is pretty talented
considering that he knows how to play the piano, the cello and the drums!! I
honestly never really supported local music until I heard his compositions and
found that it was rather easy-listening, making me want to listen to it over
and over again.

I dont know about you but I never like chinese songs or chinese singers (just because I rarely know they exist). However, Elson sound like Jay Chou to me to a certain extent.

True enough, he isn’t
exactly Wang Lee Hom or JJ Lin material but still it seems like he is set to be
the next big thing here in Singapore! One thing about local talent is that it
does not allow newcomers to come in easily and those who have shot to stardom,
like Stefanie Sun, JJ Lin and Tanya Chua seem to have lesser exposure after
bursting out into the local music scene like a firework.

Hmm, one thing about
Elson is that he has this rather cute image which does reach out to a lot of
people. It’s like different phases in life. As he grows older, the images seem
darker.

Can you imagine all
the sponsorships he’s been getting? And what’s with him being an ambassador of
all those brands?! It’s so cool! House of Mini too!! Now I’m hungry. Wonder if
there are discounts if I mention his name; and I heard that they are selling
the CDs at a major discount too. Hehehe.

Maybe these boy talk is all because I am newly single. Weirdly, I never really take a second glance at a chinese dude before.. unless he mixed blood or already my friend since longgg time ago. Im off to put his songs on repeat. You can take a listen to them at his blog. Again, heres the link: http://elsonsoh.blogspot.com.

Dear you |V

There are so many things I want to watch/do but I can't seem to get them done. All because I used to do them with you. You are so much of a part of me/ my life that I can't do shit without you.

I went to Tanjung Pinang with my family recently and it was flooded with memories of me and you. Tanjung Pinang is a very small city. There are only 3 malls and as I only explored a part of the 'outside mall', I could only bring my family back to the places that we had been.

This is typically a "i hate myself for loving you"

Love you like fat kid loves cakes

Miss you but for the first time, I am not going to be the one wearing the pants. I am staging a rebel against love and is of course not happy.

Stop doing a 'Ted Mosby" on me.

You did it once when you took 3 days to text me. Just because Barney told Ted that he should text a girl 3 days after you get her number. Then, you broke up with me on my birthday. Do I look like a 'Natalie'?

This is going to be a tough road but if I were to give in again, you will never learn.

" I INFORMED YOU THUSLY."

Another year

I turn 22 in 7 days. Half a year gone and looking at my resolutions, I dont think I completed any one of it. Time passes so fast but Im not going at the same pace. Life used to be simple now everything seems to be a race against time.

Regrets and reminisce aside, I hope Koh has something up his sleeves as I am not planning my birthday this year. In case he does a bad job which I pretty sure he will, I want a black tie birthday dinner!

Koh has never plan anything for me. First birthday, we not together yet so he dont want celebrate. 2nd year, I planned my own, he did the decorations and complained a whole lot. This year, I hope he bring his A game!

Turning 22 is not a very big deal but I LOVE THE NUMBER '2' so being 22 is gonna be huge for me!

Charlie asked me what I want for my birthday. First person to ask me, really. I told him its something that he cannot afford. Ive been telling Koh for a year already and Koh said the same thing so I not gonna put my hopes high but damnit, I WANT A FUCKING IPAD!

Then, Charlie say he will get me 'Whisper' brand and draw a 'i' on it -.-'

Koh has gotten me a 'Celine' wallet. Celine for a Celine, get it? And Im hinting him on the 200$ diamond I saw the other day just because I want some securities from him. Cant believe myself however I also pointed to him the DNKY (for Celine Ng Kai Yin [CNKY]) bag that dropped to 200$ for Great Singapore Sale (GSS). Just because the Kate Spade bag I wanted was too expensive for him to afford.

Woes of a non materialist girlfriend. But a girl can dream, right?

Actually, a pillow or bolster will come in handy too in case the ones I have now fail me. I think 22 means I should be more practical and prolly use Sheng Shiong recyclable bag or something similar.

And I need a watch. My current one is nearly into pieces. It is 2 years old already and brought from Mustafa. Lol. Id love a Armani one or FCUK! Will an Agnes B bracelet be too much too? Gah, I feel so atas because I feel like owning one or two expensive shit. Maybe its time to save up. Hmm...

Speaking of which, the bag that Cher got for my 21st is still in very good condition. I took care of it okay and still loving it! Thank you, bestie.

I think this year is going to be a blast with the close friends 'cause there is Code on friday, Poptart on Saturday and MY BIRTHDAY on Sunday. Hope my boss dont work me till I no mood to party my ass off.

Photoshop fails again

Photoshop fails part 3. For other parts, please check side bar and these images do not belong to me.

my 30th April 2011 (Part 2)

Part 1 is here.

Koh honestly need to learn how to smile more.



Forget it. Teach him next time.



Taking a ferry! Now, did you guess where we are going?



Let's follow her!



So exciting!



Pretty pretty please dont rain!



The ferry. Its the best we could get in such a short time (less than a week).



Got on the boat at..



Ya, I havent take out the plastic and I can see my arm hair. Yipee~



Leaving SG. It better not rain 'cause we were sitting at the top where theres no shelter.



Another fail one -.-'



Trying to see if the other side is raining.

So there is a pause of pictures here for I fear rain and there was nothing to show yall. I was in the middle of the ocean and Koh was dozing off.



Reached and it was dark already!



My plastic flew off and Tanjung Pinang is an hr in front of SG. So technically, its only 6pm.



The inside of the ferry..





The hotel we booked has shuttle service from the pier to the hotel so here we are in a car!



Hotel is very near the police station. I am very happy that I change hotel at the last min (3 days before).



We checked in and surprise surprise, the receptionist could speak Chinese! Its a pretty small boutique-ish hotel with no lifts.



Heres the bed.



With me, happy with my selection!



If you like, heres the details. The hotel is 5 mins away from pier and 10 mins away from nearest mall! Plus free breakfast 2 days.



We got out, hoping to get ciggs.



We found this instead. This badminton teacher who teaches JJC told us to get this prepaid card 'cause its the best. We needed to text back home to let parents know we safe and plus to call hotel if we lost.



Went for another round, back at the hotel.



Koh showered and this is the reason why I change hotel. GOT BATHTUB! Somemore the hot water is really good.

Pause of photos again 'cause we got the hotel to help us get ladies in to massage us for 13SGD per person per hour. Kohs did a great job for him and mine was just rubbing a stone all over my body. Hurt like a bitch. To make it up to me, Koh brought me to a legit massage place the next day at only 25SGD per person for 2 hours. Add 3SGD for private room.



We became hungry people and wondered out of the hotel. Melayu Square was only 10 mins walk. Not funny to walk in Tanjung Pinang. No traffic lights, no lanes, everyone was boss.



Theres a huge parade square for kids to run about, cycle.







And everyday pasar malam (night market) only close when raining.



FOOD! 5SGD for a whole fish.



Maturbak only 1SGD per piece.



SPAM YOU AGAIN.



Walked back to hotel safe and sound. No picture 'cause I scared the motorcyclists will snatch away. I watch tv till I…




K.O. Sleep is indeed for the weak.