I havent never seen anyone like yourself. Oh my ma, how bipolar. Is being bipolar really the new indie right now? I dont know how to let you know that you are insane beyond insane.

Things I dont get, I ask. Sometimes, you bring me round in circles because your command of English is oh-my-ma-kill-me-now. Everything you say puzzle the fuck out of me and you even dare to correct my English?

Never mind all that. This boy allowed me to rant to him and I am better now.