Crazy days back with minah lian

That was what I was known to Danial Chan, my bff in smoking back in NAFA. Outta no where, I suddenly miss him alot. I miss how we used to gossip and bitch about a certain someone and he ended up calling me minah lian because what I smoked -.-'

I remember he was the first person who introduced himself to me during the Ambassadors' Camp. I also remember not remembering his name and got all confused when his name tag was Humphrey (Humpforfree). It was during the peak of Gossip Girl hence Dan Humphrey was he.

After open house, we didnt get to meet up often because of our timetable and he doesnt like to answer his phone. Sometimes, we got to meet up for awhile to enjoy some inhaling and that was all.

Dan was such a nice person to talk to and I don't know where is he now. I heard he left school before I did. Our GPA is horrifyingly horrible that we decided to compete the next sem. At first, we got the same GPA then I realise I didnt take Chinese , why was I given a F? I went to get my transcript changed and TA-DAH, HUMP I WIN YOU!

I randomly went to stalk him at his blog today, reading old entries. Guess what I found ?

His version of Crazy days back with minah lian.

I miss you , D.

Conversations

Whenever I see a boyfriend celebrating a girlfriend's whatever, giving her whatever surprises, I get super green with envy. I am not saying Koh doesnt give me surprises. He does. He does those small everyday kinda surprises like pasting I-Love-you post sticks on walls or making milo for me in the morning before he goes off to school.

But however, when it comes to major surprises like waiting for me to end my driving classes, FAIL.

So yesterday, after reading the-miracle-season, I was like "awww" and Koh asked me what happened.

Me: this guy so cute.

Koh: what he do?

Me: he held a surprise birthday party for the gf.

Koh: oh.

Me: iya, you sure wont do this kinda thing for me one.

Koh: I will.

Me: no, you will fail.

It felt so FYPish...

I sent in my part of the group project a day before the 'deadline' you give me. I think I expect some kinda reply because when you expected a reply, I emailed you plus SMS you. So who is the rude one now? I dont think missing one meeting because I overslept is a huge error to minus me off the team. Even if I copy and paste stuff from internet, does it mean it is different from the stuff the lecturer gave us? Its also Command+C and Command+V (outta 4 people, 3 in the group uses a mac) what.

The other dude didnt come for 3 outta 4 meetings and my missing one meeting is OMGWTHBBQRYANDIDNTCOMEFORMEETINGWESHOULDTOTALLYKICKHEROUTOFTHEBOYSTEAMBECAUSEWEAREMOREAWESOMEANDITSAGROUP.

Whatever the case is, you is still one of my favourite boy in class. Thats why we are teammates.

I feel that you managed to push me into doing stuff I usually put off doing. But seriously, I don't think the words you used were right.

Christelle back for a few days

Florence and the Machine + the xx

Selling 1 Florence and the machine + the xx ticket at 80$ Row EE seat 13 circle 2. You will be sitting beside @localoutsider, @azasupernova

She what? I what?

[This is not a paid advert]

Everyone (especially the females) knows how uncomfortable is it to pee in a public place. Let's not even go to the big business. It is very bad to hold our outputs because when we got to go, we have to go or it affects our body. We often have to do weird positions in order to keep 'clean'.

Tyra Banks, in the Tyra Banks show, once said that we often don't remember to keep our undies clean. We squat, yes. But we never check if our undies is touching the bowl. Seriously, how inconvenient for us just going to the toilet so boys, never say your life is any worse. Besides, we are creatures 'cause we bleed for a week every month and not die.

So today, I came across this on lamebook; shepee. If you are lazy, here's some cutouts.

Shewee is a moulded plastic funnel that provides women with a simple, private and hygienic method of urinating without removing clothes whilst standing AND sitting.

When positioned securely under the crotch, and with underwear pushed to the side, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container or a conveniently located tree!

 No more crossed legs or uncomfortable squatting.

 Maintain your privacy and banish bare bottoms!

 Stand up at public toilets to avoid unhygienic seats and smelly portable loos.

 Hike/climb/ski/jog off the beaten track, miles from the nearest toilet.

 Travel the world with the comfort of home in your pocket.

Shewee is great too, even if you're less mobile.

Undo trousers. Push underwear to one side. Place Shewee securely against body with outlet pipe directed away from body. Aim urine to a suitable place – away  from feet, into a toilet or a container. When finished, pull funnel away, wipe- liquid repellent coating ensures no drips. Place reusable Shewee back into resealable container. Tip! Practise with Shewee in the shower to find the best position for you. Shewee is washable by hand or machine and can withstand temperatures up to 120°C. On leaving the body, urine is sterile. We doubt you'll need them, but here are some very detailed tips! Make sure the Shewee is held in the correct position by not pushing the Shewee tightly against the body. Shewee should be used by being held outside the body at all times. We know it is automatic to hold it tightly against the body - for fear of leakage, however, if you can hold the Shewee with almost 1mm between it and the labia majora, this will ensure your body does not 'fill' the Shewee – therefore leaving more room for the urine to pass freely. Another tip is to stand in the shower or bath (urine is sterile) and make sure the back of the Shewee (pointy end) is held against the perineum but that the top front section of the funnel entrance is away from the body (labia majora) by about 1mm. You should be able to see the urine going into the funnel and then out of the outlet pipe. If you use it like this – so you can see the urine come out of your body and into the funnel- you will be able to experiment the best position for you. This will also help you notice that however hard/fast you urinate- it will not ‘fill up’! Also try holding the Shewee under a full flowing tap and experiment with the angle you need to hold it to make it work best for you.

Doesn't it sound amazing? We could stand up while pee-ing like the males! No more dirty public toilet seats to worry about. Too bad it is only available anywhere else but SG. I cannot say Asia because they have it in Taiwan. They should totally sell their products at places that needs this the most (eg.C and M). Watsons, Guardian, NTUC, Sheng Shiong, etc should have these in stock for women who seek a better pee-ing experience. Period.

Oh btw, have you heard about iPad?

I am only 5.4 feet tall!

You know, I never like giving good first impressions. I feel that first impressions are the fakest ever fake shit ever. I believe in showing who you are for the first impression, rather than someone you pretend to be.

Yes, you might give the bestest first impression of a sweet innocent girl blahblah but deep down, you are actually the sluttiest bitch ever hence when people start to know who you really are, they prolly 1) be your fake friends; those who are two faced 2)don't want to be friends anymore and tell everyone they know about you , or 3)still be friends with you no matter what.

Let's all be realistic. Of course 1) and 2) has the most probability to happen.

First impressions is like judging a book by its cover. Thus, I like to show a side of my real self to others on the very first meeting. Its like shopping: "You like it, you buy it. You don't like it, you don't buy it."

I used to be super arrogant and not talk to people unless people come talk to me so if you come talking to me, it means you are that kind that will be friends to whoever whichever and you know what to expect or okay, just super annoyingly friendly. To top it off, try adding a little bitchy spice to my character.

Back on the first day of NAFA, I didn't want to mingle and I feel that in life, we only need a handful of friends so why bother with new classmates?  I remember JJ vow he will never start talking to me but he did and still does. Daeia once said that no matter how bad my attitude is, I am still a Friend. I can do anything for a friend if its within my control. This is the kind of attribute that won't be discovered on the first day so why judge a person right on the first meeting?

Today, I am still arrogant but not that much however, I still do not talk to people in class unless they talk to me first but its working well and my new(er) classmates are better(er). So who say First Impressions are Important?

Hence, don't judge me when I say I don't date Chinese boys and ended up w a Koh in hand. I still have malay friends and sometimes, I indulge with a little R(ubbish) and B(ullshit) [or in Cheryl's term; R(ub) and B(ua)] in clubs. People has a change in music tastes, you know.

This is prolly what I will do after my diploma before Koh marries me.

Karen O my god

Yeah Yeah Yeahs on Tuesday:; 12th Jan 10

More photos are at FB

Do good w Carlsberg

No, I do not have anything to do w this beer but damn, I sure like to drink beer. Today's events are beerless and we locate ourselves at Society for the aged sick at Hougang Ave 1 (off Lor Soo, if you wanna go do volunteering work). We gave them their early CNY gifts and artists from Mediacorp came to sing for the elders. Koh, ge ge, dad and I went to bed visiting. It was sad. Most of them can't speak and some even said: I want to go home, you know.

I couldn't bear to watch. I told Koh that I am gonna be outside. Ge ge was almost tearing. Okay, hes quite emotional.

I havent blog abt my new year!

My last day of 2009 cum first day of 2010 consist of me having fan girl moments, bumping into some that I havent see enough in 2009, Calsberg and Fireworks. Yes, for the second time in my life, I sat and watch fireworks. This time, I never listen to any music. Okay, I tried too but I was too late and my Bloodybeetroots wasnt as loud as The Click Five.

My stupid boy's stupid face.

Fan girl moment #1 - Pornsak.

There were GI girls at the VIP area.

Paparazzi shot

Vote M32

Fan girl moment #2 - Jade Seah

Fan girl moment #3 - DAI YANG TIAN.

I look like a fishball. And Eugene won't stop going at it. Damnit.

Thanks, Calsberg!

I would say "fan girl moment #4 " if she's not once my classmate.

Jared \m/

xxxx

Happy New Year!